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Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group ("The Ankh-Morpork Times - News of the Disc") To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/21/2016
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Not writing this all over again after I experienced like 50 technical difficulties trying to it
Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21
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The chapter left out of Rhianna Pratchett's new book A Treatise on Wicked Witches
Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/14 - Tiffany A. - Complete
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In which flight-minded Witch Olga Romanoff gets a very big challenge. Can she fly this? A spin-off from "Strandpiel"
Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 355,366 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/22/2018
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Strange Times makes Strange Bedfellows. And you can't find many more strange folks than those in the Ankh Morpork City Watch. But even then, this newest batch, consisting of, among other things, an Assassin who won't kill, a Dwarf with no beard, and a noble's daughter who's morally against money, might prove to be too strange even for the Watch...
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/18 - Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Sam Vimes
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Belief can do some funny things, on the Disc. And belief isn't limited to those who think...
Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7
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On the Discworld, wishes are tricky things, but even the universe bends—just a little—on Hogswatch. When eight-year-old Hannah Long pens a heartfelt letter to the Hogfather, wishing only for the return of her three-legged cat, Threepaws, her words set off a chain of improbable events. The least of which is that the letter lands in the hands of Granny Weatherwax.
Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,294 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2024 - Published: 12/14/2024 - Mrs. Cake, GrannyWeatherwax, Death, Lord Downey
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Prequal to the events in Unseen Academicals. Pastor Oats encounters a young orc in Uberwald, and frees him with his two-headed axe. This is the tale of what happened next, with Pastor Oats, Mr Nutt, and Lady Margolotta, before Mr Nutt came to Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University.
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2024 - Published: 4/12/2024 - Mightily Oats, Mr Shine, Nutt, Lady Margolotta - Complete
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Jonathan Teatime is awfully bored in Hell. That is, until a very strange person hauls him back onto the Disc...
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2024 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Jonathan T.
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The first media reaction to Walter Plinge's musicals
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2024 - William de W. - Complete
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Vimes needs sleep...and a drink he's not allowed. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari, with all that followed after. AU-alwaysplatonic Sybil/Vimes, Vimes/Vetinari slash Rewritten from the ground up, this story is the version I hoped to tell over a decade ago - I hope you will give it a try.
Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2024 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Sam Vimes, Vetinari] Sybil R., Angua
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The continuation of the saga of interlocking families and friends, spread across at least two continents.
Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 499,537 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2024 - Published: 1/17/2021
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A few years after the events of Moving Pictures, Victor and Caspode meet again.
Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2024 - Gaspode, Victor T. - Complete
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The Luggage has been causing trouble again. Gen, but with a hint of vetvimes.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2024 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes, The Luggage, Rincewind - Complete
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The Patrician and Vimes visit the Vetinari wing of the local hospital. Spoilers for Making Money.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31/2024 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
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Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny Ogg at the opera; they talk about family, burning buildings, and Carrot and Oyster Pie. Slightly canon divergent missing scene from Maskerade - spoilers for Maskerade and Witches Abroad.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/31/2024 - Vetinari, Nanny Ogg, GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
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What happens after Eric and Rincewind escape from Hell?
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2024 - The Luggage, Rincewind - Complete
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Death comes to collect a soul at the Unseen University.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2024 - The Librarian, Death - Complete
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You do the job that's in front of you. That's what Vimes always said, wasn't it?
Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2024 - Sybil R., Vetinari - Complete
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Nobby slowed as he approached the cell. "Morning, sir!" he said brightly. "Morning, Nobby," said Vimes, as if he hadn't killed someone last night. - His Grace, the Duke of Ankh has had better weeks, and old feelings are making everything...confusing. Just how far will his loyalty stretch when he's pushed to his limit...? Vimes/Vetinari
Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2024 - Carrot, Sybil R., Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
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Meant to be the Hogswatch 2023 tale but poor health got on top of me. Getting better, though! In which a Supernatural Entity demands of four little girls if they've been naughty or nice. Only... three of them attend the Assassins' School. And the fourth is a Witch. Hilarity ensues.
Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2024 - Ponder Stibbons - Complete
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Poem: Suffice to say, there's no shortage of dirty limericks on the Discworld.
Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2024 - Death, OC - Complete
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In a world where magic and technology collide, an eccentric wizard named Archibald Blossomwell embarks on a daring quest to create Hex 2.0 - a sentient contraption that might just save Discworld from the looming chaos of cybernetic magick. ed by his resourceful apprentice Millicent and their trusty construct, they must navigate treacherous marketplaces filled with cunning busin
Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2024 - Complete
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In the later Discworld books, it is mentioned that a medusa s the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. This is a one-shot of Sam Vimes interviewing this medusa (and her snakes) about this position.
Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2023 - Sam Vimes - Complete
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Malicia decides to write the adventures experienced by Maurice and his troupe of rodents, but the cat doesn't seem very happy with the idea.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Published: 10/2/2023 - Maurice - Complete
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