An attempted seduction goes very awry.

Lydia meets a goat; Beetlejuice finds a Sandworm.

A prickly pear is bristled and sharp – but inside, it's sweet and worth the effort.

Everyone needs reassurance that someone cares at some point.

Lydia and Charles have a serious discussion about her engagement to Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice has a discussion with his own family.

Sometimes it takes an outside perspective to make us realize what we feel. Or to it it to ourselves. Or, Beetlejuice claims Lydia as his.

Raw materials and a spark of genius. Or a spark of some other sort.

Is the future written in the stars? Or, Beetlejuice's subconscious slips after discussing Betelgeuse.

Façades are one thing. What's in the heart is something else.

A look at the early days of their friendship. Or, Beetlejuice begins to realize exactly how committed to Lydia he is.

Lydia talks to Chazz about names. (And I'm glad if you like this story, but I am not paying for any artwork to accompany it. Especially by an unknown afraid to display their work openly, so broke that they're soliciting strangers on-line. Hope this is clear enough even for them to understand.)

Ever imagined a stoned Beetlejuice?

A little snow, a lot of warmth, as Lydia continues to lead Beetlejuice along.

Dreams can come true, when love is shared as well.

Writers: Please feel free to copy this and make the appropriate changes to fit your fandom, then post it!

Considering the future – would that include actual working? At a job?

The difference between talent and ability. And what it takes to be the best at something.

Lydia achieves the dream of her lifetime, and shares it with Beetlejuice. Or, Lydia gets sappy. In public!

Beetlejuice unintentionally tells Lydia of his feelings for her. A really mushy story for Valentine's Day.

The original title of this story was a play on words of the original phrase - beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Unfortunately, this site didn't get the joke or tell me the story had not been published. I have substituted the word Friends for my real title, which contained a word starting with F that rhymed with Greeks. Figure it out or go to the other major fic site. Thanks!

A present from the heart means more than words can say.

When two candles are close enough, the flames will always merge.

Beetlejuice visits while Lydia is decorating

Lydia has her wisdom teeth out; Beetlejuice takes care of her.

A serious conversation, an intimate conversation, about the most important things.