A fun Christmas story set in 2023 with the original six team , as well as Tool, and a few characters from The Expendables 2 and The Expendables 3.

New Orleans gets hit with hurricanes so often, and that's where The Expendables home base is. How would they navigate the storm? Set in 2023, with the original core six and Tool from the first movie.

For years now, Barney Ross has been Expendable. It's not a lifestyle for everyone, and he re each loss as if it happened only the day before. So when a new threat emerges and aims to destroy the one thing he has never truly had, his team have to kick it into high gear to save him from being completely destroyed. Because if this goes south, they might never get him back.

Dusty is settling into her adjusted life with the Expendables now that they know the truth about her parents and her relationship with Lee. Despite life taking a turn for the better, she still must battle her inner demons and try to find peace with the things she has done in the past. Barney thinks hard about his feelings and his role as a father-figure.

Il y avait des conversations qu'on pouvait se faire et se refaire des centaines de fois dans la tête sans qu'elles ne soient moins douloureuses et celle-ci hanterait Barney jusqu'à la fin de sa vie.

Everly Breaux has a problem, and it's only going to get worse. The Expendables don't usually make it a habit to interfere in people's personal business, especially when there's no payout involved. Tool is never one to keep his mouth shut about that fact, and Barney swears off emotional connection since Vilena and Billy the Kid. - (tentative title)

On a mission that went bad fast, Toll makes a split decision to rescue a freshly orphaned girl and take her away with the rest of the Expendables. Unsure of what to do or how to handle the situation, Toll relies on his team to help. Things get messier, though, when the mission they failed comes back to haunt them. Will they survive?

Gunnar/OC - how to love and live with an expendable... not sure where things going right now, just check if you like it! Reviews are always welcome!

What would therapy look like with one of the toughest mercenaries of the Expendables? Toll Road has to have someone to talk to about everything he goes through during his missions and near death experiences. Not everyone is as tough as they appear to be.

AU. Just what exactly are the lives of the Expendables like outside of work? This story will dive into each one's background and expose their private lives. From Toll's sister to Caesar's child, Gunner's addiction to Yin's family, and Lee's sworn revenge against the person who murdered his family to Barney's biggest secret. Friendship/Drama/Mystery/Suspense/Comfort/Hurt

When Barney, Lee and the rest of the team are called in on a job, Lee is confronted with someone from his past. Will he be strong enough emotionally to save her? Wil she make it alive?

Gunnar's never been one to complain, but outsourcing for a translator? Then he meets their new coworker. Belle's angry and fresh from prison, and what is it about her that makes Crankenstein want to play? The last thing Barney needs is the team compromised, but the past seems determined to free the skeletons from their closets, and not one of them is ready for that.

Barney Ross is asked to help out an old friend in distress. A Barney Ross/OC story about planes, tattoos and the man with the unbelievable crow and skull tattoo...things start rollin slowly, so please give it a chance. Please read and review. Rated T for now. Just changed the title because of too many queens around recently *g*

The team must find and help Oracle, who had gone missing in her homeland of Scotland. Originally going there to help with a personal family matter, Oracle is caught. A sequel to Oracle, the team finds out more than they ever thought about their new team member. The characters of the Expendables are not mine, but all oc's are.

"I trust Deborah Martin," Barney said sternly. "Yeah, see, I don't. She's an unhinged alcoholic, and she's now off the CIA's leash! And you want to aid and abet her!" Christmas fumed. Sequel to Sound of Madness.

The two sat on the bed across from each other. Her back was toward the headboard of the bed frame, his was toward the rest of the room. She sat cross legged and he was the same. "Do you have any regrets?" he asked her. She chuckled as her head fell forward for a moment, then she sat back, still chuckling softly but sadly. "Tons," she answered. (rated T just in case)

On a dangerous mission to seek out a villain from their pasts, The Expendables gang runs into a problem larger than they've ever encountered before. It's up to them then to contain a food-borne illness outbreak of epic proportions as they discuss in great detail the widespread implications of workplace discrimination. Some may not make it out alive...

After an op fails tragically in South Africa, former Marine and mercenary Magnolia Steele goes AWOL with sensitive intel. The CIA hires Barney Ross and his Expendables, along with Shady Powell, to bring her back and finish the job she left behind. What happens next won't leave anyone stainless. Co-written with M. R. Kenobi

Per Barney's request, Molly goes to check on an AWOL Gunnar. Drunk out of his mind, he tells her the story of his one great love.

"But she wished she had had the guts to go up to him and say hello. Or possibly break his legs, she wasn't sure which." ― Stieg Larsson, The Girl Who Played with Fire. Lee/OC maybe Toll Road/OC

The team eagerly awaits the news after Kenzie's first ultrasound. What happens next is not what anyone is expecting! Rated T for some swearing.

The team is curious as to how Kenzie can sleep around Gunner's loud snoring and Lee's got a story to explain it. One shot, fluff and laughter. No serious subject matter. Set between 'Gunner's Christmas Present' and 'Gunner's Last Christmas' . Rated T for F-bombs.

Barney Ross started the new expendables with the sole purpose of it being just business. He never wanted to grow close to a group of people like that again and get his heart ripped out and his back stabbed. But what he got was a group of misfits that became a team, friends, brothers...family.

Fixing someone's body was only the first step to setting them right. (PG-13 gen fic. Set between the first two films, spoilers for the first film.)

Conrad's honest opinion on modern art... Rated T for mild cursing.